Population | 6.548 billion |
Currency | denier |
Animal | dove |
The Republic of Fake communism83 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.548 billion Fake communism83ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism83ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,460 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Every workday begins with group therapy, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism83's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Fake communism83 is ranked 123,784th in the world and 4,466th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 989.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism83 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, Largest Black Market, and Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Fake communism83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Fake communism83 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism83, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.